YONG! this one’s for you. just know that amongst the i.m peeps, you’re the closest to me. thanks for the secrets and really. don’t back out when you’re afraid. come on dude!
PS: its just the first part of the kylie and coldplay part, the song… isn’t for you. it’ll be weird la.
check out the drums and his lower octave singing for the first verse!
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for you people who don’t like rock… here’s one for you..
GAYASSHAPPYSONG ROCKS!
tetetetetet!
ITSFUNTOSTAYATTHEYMCA
ITSFUNTOSTAYATTHEYMCA
ITSFUNTOSTAYATTHEYMCA
how to celebrate
1) hoist the trophy.
2) give them a smirk
3) take a photo!
only i can think of this..
” if you are defacating, and you hear sh*tty music like ________________ (insert horrible band name here. your choices are Jonas brothers, Jonas brothers, and Jonas brothers), would you be constipated, or would you defacate even more?”
geez, i spend half the day laughing at myself in front of my computer while my colleague beside me thought i went mad. i asked him the same question in the lift.
his expression was priceless.
we all have our dumb blonde moments, i for one, am pretty sure i have got MORE dumb blonde moments than anyone else. serious. there’s at least one everyday. and the worse part is, i laugh at myself after that. here’s one:
i was preparing my brother’s birthday cake this afternoon in the security ops room while they were doing their debriefing, i prepared the candles, hid the lighter in my pocket, slid the knife in my back pocket, ran through my mind if everything was alright. “candles? yup. lighter? got. knife? got… mm.. better cut the cake first” so i took out the knife, held it, estimated the proportions, was about to slice it. then, it dawned upon me that its part of a tradition that birthday boys/girls usually cut the cake.
OMG. i should have stabbed myself with the knife. i’m sure even though it was plastic, the stupidity in me could have killed me instantly.
stupid moments calls for stupid, gayass, happy , nonsense song!
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happy mother’s day to all. thanks for everything. the love when i was a kid, the fights when i was in secondary school and the ever constant scolding for walking around the house with my shoes on.
oh, happy mother’s day to your mum too. thank you for giving birth to the most awesome you in the world. 
don’t you just hate mondays? dont you not like it when the irritating alarm clock rings, when the neighbour closes the squeaky gate and you tell yourself five more minutes?
DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN YOUR SCREWED UP EARPHONES GOES WONKY. the left’s working, but the right’s not. 
happy music!
westone um-1.. pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
took this off one of the sites i usually visit.
Nike Running TV Commercial: "Men VS Women"
who’s going to win? duh. the answer’s so simple. who else.
this is tagged under all those who love running.
i was laughing throughout the entire reportage. not because their faces were funny. but because something was so wrong when the event was going on. the officers were playing tug of war with all their heart, you could see it in their faces.
but… the music at the background was this.
Top five things that rocked my poly life:
*disclaimer: do not try to attempt any of the following below. these acts made me well known as a retarded fella in design school. Very retarded.
1) During our orientation camp, we only knew each other for like what, 1 day? we were playing dog and bone. this fella grab the bone. i was chasing him, i jumped, he did a krav maga turn, i couldnt control myself in the air, and i speared a girl. poor girl fell down in pain. i got up looked around me, everyone was stunned. so i fell back to the floor and acted i was hurt. now they were speechless. the girl had to be carried by two male orientation leaders. Now i can confirm that the WWE wrestler’s Spear is really painful.
2) Colour Theory, i spent the entire night painting and i texted my peeps in the morning, telling them that i confirm paint better than all of them. i flipped open the grey paper and wati screamed “CHILDREN OF THE CORN SIA!”. wandi and Syahir laughed their asses off.
3) Studio project. We were supposed to do a project on an animal each. I used a piece of a4 paper and pasted the word “zookeeper” on wandi’s back. he walked out of the class to wash his brushes. everyone in the class was giggling. he came back with the words, ” andy you Jubo you… !@#$$%%$#$%#@#!”
4) “let’s scare jimmy kang! let’s scare jimmy kang!” jimmy kang looked at us from across the floor.
5) when i was in my third year, i had this broadcast design module, i took a simlar module the previous term so i was very smug about the module. the lecturer was from the outside and she really couldnt control me. cause i was just way ahead of the class. i used to go out for two hour lunches and come back at the last hour. haha. but i was still her pet.
so why is this called rocking? cause in rock, you couldnt care less about the world. Rock is the roots!
How can i leave without a rocking video?
i had this fella’s number in my phonebook all the time and i realized its the wrong number today. don’t ask me how i realized i got the wrong number. i got real embarrassed about it and the intended party keeps laughing about it, so. you kinda get it.
anyway, i called a particular organisation that boasts to have service quality today.
“harlow?”
“hi, i’m calling with regards to the date of issue for my ic. could you help me get it?”
“you want for what huh?”
“i need it to reset my Singpass password”
“orh okay. what your IC number?”
“S8742497i”
“EH, can don’t say so fast or not!”
“okay… s.. 874.. 2.. 4.. NINNNNNNNEEEEEE. SEVEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN … i”
“okay, you wait uh”
Yea, service quality. at its finest.
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i dreamt i was a superhero last night. i dreamt that i was an a student nurse and my shift ended, then suddenly four construction workers were rushed to the hospital with green stuff on their legs. everyone was leaving and no one wanted to help them so i volunteered, together with three other nurses. everything was a blur. the next thing i know i was casting out demons with a wave of a hang and Jesus came to help me. then the barren land became sunny and the cloudy clouds started to disappear. what has nurse got to do with casting out demons? i’ve got no idea.
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